there’s nothing worse than having a bad hair day and then running into your hairdresser at the supermarket like it’s actually the worst thing ever
okay but mockingjay comes out next month
Ladybug in the morning dew
this raspberry is weird colours…
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
get your head in the game
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
This is absolutely ridiculous. They’re all going to be sold out by the time I get through and I’m going to cry for an eternity.
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
telling your friend a pun like